6. A Walk To Remember (or any Nicholas Sparks film ever made)

Sad movies will always be sad, no matter who you watch them with. Unless you've prepared him for your ugly-crying face, it's best to avoid these types of movies at all costs. Nicholas Sparks was put on this Earth to raise the bar for men in relationships and make women swoon, or cry. Sometimes a little bit of both.

Movies based off his books, especially A Walk to Remember, take time to come back from. Just don't do it. You'll be an inconsolable pile of tears at the end and he will either join you or be thoroughly confused on how to comfort you.