Kourtney Kardashian is totally the queen of the Kardashian sisters. She’s tiny, quirky, and hilarious. She stars alongside her sisters on the hit reality television show Keeping up with the Kardashians and we love to keep up with Kourtney!

Besides being on the show, she graduated from the University of Arizona. She then went on to be a successful business woman when she opened up the popular clothing store D-A-S-H with her sisters.

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Kourtney dated Scott Disick from 2006 to 2015, and their on and off-again relationship was well documented on the reality show. Now they co-parent their three children, Penelope, Mason, and Reign.

Kourtney is very present in Keeping up with the Kardashians, as it shows her role as a mother who is trying to date again while balancing her family and social life. While trying to sort through her everyday problems, she tends to do so with an upbeat attitude and sense of humor. She loves to poke fun at her sister Kim Kardashian and make fun of her “ugly crying face.” Kourtney definitely keeps it real and says what is on everyone’s mind.

Although, Kourtney is often on the show, she is someone that does not always like to be in the spotlight. We can all totally picture her living on a farm somewhere living off berries. She even jokes about it when she takes to instagram a picture of a farm with the caption “can’t wait to move to my farm someday.” She might only eat weird organic food, but we can’t help but love her for it. Kourtney is a wonderful mom and raising them to be knowledgeable about what they are putting in their bodies, and that is a great lesson to learn.

Kourtney Kardashian always inspires those around her to fight for what they believe in, which is why she went to Washington D.C to advocate for safer beauty products. Kourtney went with Ken Cook, the president of the Environmental Working Group (EWG), to discuss the Personal Care Products Safety Act and fought for stricter makeup laws.

Kourtney Kardashian is motivational, hilarious, and relatable so these 21 sarcastic quotes from Kourtney Kardashian will help you channel your inner Queen Kourt:

1. She graces us with her presence.

"I'm gracing you with my presence." — Kourtney Kardashian

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2. Kourtney is the view.

"You're blocking my view." — Scott Disick

"I am the view." — Kourtney Kardashian

3. She basically calls Kim out for everything.

*Kim falls*

"That was amazing." — Kourtney Kardashian

4. Calling out Kim for having a meltdown over her lost earrings.

"Kim, there's people that are dying." — Kourtney Kardashian

5. She practices self love ALL the time.

"I'm in love." — Kourtney Kardashian

"With who?" — Khloe Kardashian

"Myself." — Kourtney Kardashian

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6. Her response when people comment on her weight.

"Enough about my weight, let's go eat some dinner." — Kourtney Kardashian

7. She knows she is a queen.

"Who calls you the queen?" — Khloe Kardashian

"Every single person on instagram, twitter, and anyone that meets me." — Kourtney Kardashian

8. Kourtney knows how perfect she is.

"Everyone makes mistakes. Are you that perfect that you can't accept it?" — Khloe Kardashian

"Obviously." — Kourtney Kardashian

9. She doesn't take Kim's crying face seriously.

"I start laughing at Kim when she's crying because I can't help it. She has this ugly crying face that she makes." — Kourtney Kardashian

10. Relatable and savage.

"I'll sit here and cry, while watching Titanic wishing I had a little romance in my life." — Kourtney Kardashian

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11. No interest in listening to Kim.

"Do you spell "oui" in French, o-u-i?" — Kourtney Kardashian

"Yes." — Kim Kardashian

"I don't know why I'm really asking you." — Kourtney Kardashian

12. If anyone will call Kim out, it'll be Kourtney.

"Did you know that I'm, like, the number one Google search last week?" — Kim Kardashian

"Did you also know that you're number two on the dumbest people?" — Kourtney Kardashian

13. She knows how important she is.

"I don't care about anybody." — Kourtney Kardashian

14. Sweetness isn't her strongsuit.

"Good morning." — Scott Disick

"You're worthless." — Kourtney Kardashian

15. She invented the term "slob-kabob".

"You're acting like drunk slob-kabobs." — Kourtney Kardashian

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16. She handled her breakup with Scott surprisingly well.

"Let's look on the bright side, now I have a huge closet guys." — Kourtney Kardashian

17. Giving Kim sage advice on her marriage.

"I don't think normal people hate the people that they're with this much." — Kourtney Kardashian

18. She is supportive when she goes running with Kim.

"Your ass is so large I don't know how you can even run." — Kourtney Kardashian

19. She doesn't waste time.

"Okay, your conversations are too long, bye." — Kourtney Kardashian

20. Kourtney tells it how it is at all times. She's not looking for anyone's approval.

"Get over yourself." — Kourtney Kardashian

21. Kourtney is always glam.

"My water just broke" — Kourtney Kardashian

"You're putting makeup on to have a baby?" — Cameraman

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Jaycee Levin is a writer who covers pop culture, relationship, and astrology topics.