6 Zodiac Signs Who Keep It Real, According To Astrology

There's something to the expression "keeping it real" if you actually have a desire for something more than fluff and fakeness these days. This isn't a world that promotes realness anymore, and even when "real" is stressed as a goal, it's a reality based on falseness.

But the zodiac signs who keep it real are no strangers to the term. In fact, astrology can be a guide to find those individuals who crave an honest living. Most people use filters to make their natural faces look unrealistically smooth and inhuman, yet they put up a filtered selfie and tell the world how natural and unvarnished they are.

Yeah, right. We're made perfect through an app — and that's about as close as it will ever get, if we're going for perfection.

This is a cruel world that demands instant gratification and more this, more that, more more more everything — and instantly! Reality was left behind when puke bags like the president decided we all needed to do it his way. When people got on board with his hysteria and bullying behavior, "keeping it real" was no longer about reality, but about being a monster and being monstrous to other people.

Some keep it real, and some keep it decidedly fake... forever. Keeping it real is a hard job these days, and it's a job only taken on by those who either do not give a flying fart what you think of them, or they are just so sick of a world where everyone is supposed to be a hostile clone of the next imposter.

1. ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

They just don't have time for your BS and they have absolutely no problem in the world leaving you in the dust if you continue on with your false, lying ways. Aries is up front, intelligent and warlike.

They don't need to mess with distractions; they get right to the point, and that point — if they are making it — is always real and down to earth.

2. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

Another sign that simply has no patience for anyone who is handing the world a bag of lies. While Taureans are strong and feisty, they are also people of great integrity, and this means they are stand up folks who come through with their promises and do what they say they will do.

They keep it real by being real, dependable and true to their word. A dying breed indeed!

3. GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)

It's very common for these people to be outraged over what they think of as fake, which is why the orange turd chose the media to rail against. The president is a semi-man who needs to throw temper tantrums, so he takes out his desire to throw fits on what he calls "fake news."

However, other Geminis turn to real issues to defend or protect. Gemini is adverse to falseness, but every now and then one of the weaker ones slithers their way up to presidency.

4. CANCER (June 21 - July 22)

A kindly sign, Cancer is a seeker of truth, always. In doing so, they definitely keep it real, but their reality is always based on doing good deeds and being kind and compassionate to others.

They keep it real and the proof of it shows in their creative efforts and in the company they keep: other "real" people.

5. SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

Keeping it real is what it's all about for Scorpio, and though they may dress that realness up to the nines for effect, they are always about the real nature of whatever it is they are doing.

Scorpio has no room in their life for fake people. They need to relate to the vulnerability or strength found in others, and they rarely if ever mingle with others who aren't down to earth and real.

6. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)

Well, this group can't do anything else but keep it real, as they are somehow exempt from the entire idea of being fake. They just can't do it.

That doesn't mean they can't lie — they can, they just really prefer to live their lives in the truth, and if they find themselves around fake people, they walk away. Nobody walks away quicker from a fake situation than Sagittarius.

Ruby Miranda is a New Yorker who learned astrology, I Ching and all types of cartomancy and numerology from her crazy, gypsy mother. She currently writes for a wide range of esoteric publications.