Just how 20th Century Fox will turn the Choose Your Own Adventure book series into a movie remains a mystery. What we do know is that the studio has reams of source material to work from. One-hundred and eighty five books worth from the original run, to be exact. As a service to Fox, and because it seemed like a fun thing to do, we’ve ranked every one of those books from the most to the least exciting, based on their titles alone. Here we go:

1. Prisoner of the Ant People
2. War With the Mutant Spider Ants
3. Surf Monkeys
4. Space Vampire
5. Revenge of the Russian Ghost
6. Ninja Cyborg
7. Planet of the Dragons
8. Dinosaur Island
9. Tattoo of Death
10. The Phantom Submarine
11. By Balloon to the Sahara
12. The Curse of Batterslea Hall
13. Blood on the Handle
14. The Cobra Connection
15. Vampire Invaders
16. Alien, Go Home!
17. The Abominable Snowman
18. Death in the Dorm
19. The Deadly Shadow
20. The Reality Machine
21. Terror Island
22. The Mardi Gras Mystery
23. Shadow of the Swastika
24. Invaders of the Planet Earth
25. Exiled to Earth
26. Spy for George Washington
27. Mutiny in Space
28. Cyberspace Warrior
29. The Forgotten Planet
30. Through the Black Hole
31. Vampire Express
32. The Antimatter Formula
33. The Antimatter Universe
34. The Terrorist Trap
35. Greed, Guns, and Gold
36. Moon Quest
37. Outlaw Gulch
38. Grave Robbers
39. The Dragons’ Den
40. The Power Dome
41. Terror in Australia
42. Ghost Train
43. Sky-Jam!
44. South Pole Sabotage
45. Mayday!
46. Inside UFO 54-40
47. Smoke Jumper
48. CyberHacker
49. Rock and Roll Mystery
50. The Island of Time
51. Possessed!
52. Kidnapped!
53. Hostage!
54. Hijacked!
55. Captive!
56. Vanished!
57. Volcano!
58. Hurricane!
59. Typhoon!
60. Earthquake!
61. Stampede!
62. The Lost Ninja
63. Last Run
64. The Horror of High Ridge
65. Journey Under the Sea
66. Gunfire at Gettysburg
67. Terror on the Titanic
68. The Mona Lisa is Missing!
69. River of No Return
70. Comet Crash
71. The Lost Tribe
72. Danger at Anchor Mine
73. Return to the Cave of Time
74. Ninja Avenger
75. Beyond Escape!
76. Who Are You?
77. You Are a Millionaire
78. You Are Microscopic
79. You Are an Alien
80. You Are a Monster
81. You Are a Shark
82. You Are a Genius
83. You Are a Superstar
84. Fright Night
85. Everest Adventure
86. House of Danger
87. Secret of the Sun God
88. Secret of the Ninja
89. Daredevil Park
90. Secret of the Pyramids
91. The Gold Medal Secret
92. The Secret of Mystery Hill
93. Secret of the Dolphins
94. Pirate Treasure of the Onyx Dragon
95. Hyperspace
96. Space Patrol
97. The Cave of Time
98. Project UFO
99. The Search for Aladdin’s Lamp
100. The Treasure of the Onyx Dragon
101. The Forbidden Castle
102. The Worst Day of Your Life
103. Space and Beyond
104. Invaders From Within
105. Knights of the Round Table
106. Beyond the Great Wall
107. Horror House
108. Master of Kendo
109. Master of Judo
110. Master of Tae Kwon Do
111. Master of Kung Fu
112. Master of Aikido
113. Master of Martial Arts
114. Master of Karate
115. Silver Wings
116. Viking Raiders
117. Return to Atlantis
118. The Mystery of Chimney Rock
119. Inca Gold
120. Fire on Ice
121. The Mystery of the Highland Crest
122. Search the Amazon!
123. Lost on the Amazon
124. Forest of Fear
125. Mystery of the Sacred Stones
126. Behind the Wheel
127. The Lost Jewels of Nabooti 
128. The Third Planet from Altair
129. Fight for Freedom
130. Search for the Mountain Gorillas
131. Longhorn Territory
132. Mystery of the Maya
133. Fugitive
134. Mountain Survival
135. Scene of the Crime
136. Grand Canyon Odyssey
137. Ghost Hunter
138. The Luckiest Day of Your Life
139. Seaside Mystery
140. The Secret Treasure of Tibet
141. Survival at Sea
142. Escape From The Haunted Warehouse
143. The Case of the Silk King
144. The Search for Aladdin’s Lamp
145. Killer Virus
146. The Computer Takeover
147. The Perfect Planet
148. Deadwood City
149. The Trumpet of Terror
150. The Brilliant Dr. Wogan
151. Outlaws of Sherwood Forest
152. Mystery of the Secret Room
153. Chinese Dragons
154. Underground Kingdom
155. The Mystery of Echo Lodge
156. The Race Forever
157. Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey?
158. Treasure Diver
159. Sugarcane Island
160. Magic Master
161. The Magic of the Unicorn
162. Supercomputer
163. Track of the Bear
164. The Enchanted Kingdom
165. Showdown
166. The Underground Railroad
167. Return of the Ninja
168. Playoff Champion
169. Motocross Mania
170. Soccer Star
171. Snowboard Racer
172. Skateboard Champion
173. Superbike
174. Mountain Biker
175. Roller Star
176. Stock Car Champion
177. Escape
178. Sabotage
179. The Mystery of Ura Senke
180. Your Code Name Is Jonah
181. Journey to Stonehenge
182. Trouble on Planet Earth
183. Statue of Liberty Adventure
184. U.N. Adventure
185. The First Olympics