Major League to me is one of the funniest movies, sports or other genre, of all time. It included the rise of stars such as Charlie Sheen, Wesley Snipes and Dennis Haysbert, the phenomenal voice talent of Bob Uecker, the dazzling Rene Russo and the scruffy, no nonsense Lou Brown, played by the late great James Gammon. Although it was nearly impossible to select just ten, these are my top memorable lines from an unforgettable movie. Enjoy.