In news that literally no one wanted to know, Barbara Walters loves sex toys — and she has a pet name for her favorite one.

On an episode of The View, Walters, 84, spoke about aging. After admitting she'd liked being 65 better than 66, co-host Jenny McCarthy asked the news legend, "Do you have more self-confidence, and more self-love?"

Walters' eyebrows shot up and she saucily replied, "Self-love?"

Naturally, Sherri Shepherd had to contribute. "You know self-love, Barbara," Sheperd teased. "Friday night self-love!"

Whoopi Goldberg interjected, "You start talking about that vibrator of yours again, I can't handle it!"

Then Walters revealed the best imaginable name for her buzzy buddy. "You know what it's called? A selfie!"

Goldberg echoed the sentiments of vain people everywhere: "The name of Barbara's vibrator is 'selfie.' Fantastic!"

You can watch the full clip below, complete with sauce, sass and a lot of shocked audience reactions:

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