Teen boys worry about the wrong things. On SNL, Mikey Day played a teen worried that he’d never, ever get jacked. What he should have been worrying about, as his future self (Alex Moffat) shows him, was Tishy. Tishy, as embodied by host Sandra Oh, is a buck-wild 40-something drinking Four Loko and constantly breaking her arm. Day doesn’t understand why he’s dating Tishy in the future, but it actually makes perfect sense. She’s confident, she’s good in a fight, and she’s working a raver outfit from 1998 that is simply too slammin’. Oh is the one who’s got that good goo-goo.

SNL: Meet Tishy, the Woman You Don’t Know Why You Love