Two hours wasn’t exactly enough time for these baking show competitors to master the art of their cartoon character cakes, so much so that a certain Cookie Monster confection — which can perhaps be best described as “oozing blueberry blob of sorrow” — is begging, demanding, to be taken out of its misery. Knife to the sponge, syringe to the frosting? It doesn’t care. Just do it, and fast. “Kill me. Please destroy me. I feel nothing but pain,” it cries, vomiting blue goo all over the table. “Send me to hell where I belong.” Don’t do it, judges. Those lopsided googly eyes have too much to live for!