Oh celebrities, you make us laugh, you make us cry, you make us blush when you say naughty things. Here are the week's top celebrity quotes on everything from GIRLS to sex to Miley Cyrus.

"Kellan Lutz denies having a romance with Miley Cyrus His cold sore, however, begs to differ." - Joan Rivers on Twitter.

"I know a woman who could only have sex with direct descendants of the th century Spanish Empire. She has conquistadorgasms. #gasm" - Dane Cook on Twitter.

"I wish I had enough confidence to get naked and sit on a wrecking ball If y'all had her body, you'd be on that ball right with her." - Ariana Grande regarding Miley Cyrus to Mix 104.1.

"Like, I had a girl come up to me and thank me, because she said she and her boyfriend have sex after they watch the show, and then she told me she was worried about what would happen to their sex lives when the show goes off the air" - Zosia Mamet to The Guardian.

"Singing about the same old things in music is so overrated Sex, drinkin', the club. Okay, especially sex. Like, we [are] grownups, we ain't got over that, like, really?" - Jennifer Hudson to Huffington Post.

"Live in the belief that every kiss could lead directly to sex" - Pete Wentz on Twitter.

"I think that when you're younger, you have to find places to get your own privacy When you're an adult, it's like whatever. I wanna say, like, a movie theater." - Michael B. Jordan speaking about losing his virginity to E! News.