OMG, seriously?  An Art teacher at GEORGETOWN?  Trope, party of 2 in the art studio. 

And another screaming trope is the "young & hip female Secret Service agent" thinking she so much smarter than the vet, insulting him every moment and engaging in an incredibly unprofessional pissing contest.  I hope she gets smacked in the head for missing the nasty art prof.  

And is a 60-something woman saying "fuck" repeatedly supposed to be edgy & cool?   And in a cafe', "get paper towels from the bathroom"?  No, bro, you get a towel from the damn barista. 

I'm one more ridiculous scene away from ditching this thing. 

ETA: A troll doll named Kevin.  I'm out.