Thanks to the road paved by Tiger Woods' mistresses, the world is now Capri Anderson's oyster. The 22-year-old was reportedly minding her own business (or so she claims) and having a drink at New York's Plaza Hotel bar when she met TV actor Charlie Sheen for the first time on Monday. The two evidently hit it off (and why wouldn't they when you're as busty and porn-star pretty as Capri is?), and Charlie ended up inviting her to dinner with him, along with three other men and four women, including Sheen's ex, Denise Richards.

According to US Magazine, Capri "made a beeline" for Denise, who, having no idea that the woman her ex-husband just picked up happened to be a porn star who's real name is Christina Walsh, happily posed for a picture with her. Charlie Sheen Enjoys Escorts, Throwing Hissy Fits?

But maybe Denise started to suspect that something was wrong, as the dinner took a turn for the awkward. Reportedly, the actress didn't even bother to finish her appetizer before leaving. (Perhaps Capri was making some sexual gestures with her silverware? Just a guess.) According to RadarOnline, the dinner became progressively weirder and more sexual, with Charlie reportedly getting wasted on drinks and cocaine (see the photos of him and Capri boozing it up here) and even propositioning Capri for sex in the chi-chi restaurant's bathroom.

Still, despite the craziness, Charlie and Capri ended up back in his hotel suite, and sometime in the middle of the evening's festivities, Charlie evidently realized that he lost some important (and possibly expensive) personal belongings, which he immediately accused Capri of stealing. Not one to simply yell, Charlie supposedly started throwing furniture around, looking for the items, and causing around $7k in damage to the hotel suite in the process. Charlie Sheen Is Violent, Likes Threesomes

Having no doubt heard infamous stories about Charlie's past, Capri hid in the hotel closet and called the cops, thereby securing her place in the Women Responsible For Causing Celebrity Scandals hall of fame.

According to TMZ, Capri is planning on pressing charges, as she claims that Charlie held her in the room against her will, and also, she "didn't steal the watch." There's also the question of money: Did Capri go up to Charlie's room as his date? Or as a paid escort? Although she denies being a hooker (she only takes money for sex when she's being videotaped, thank you very much), RadarOnline reports that Charlie never paid Capri the $12k he promised for a night of pleasuring him and that Capri is angry over being short-changed! That's okay though, because among Capri's so-called goals in life, she plans to "be rich!"

And as for Charlie? He's back in LA, filming a cameo appearance in former child star Hilary Duff's next movie, and thinks all of this talk of him, the hooker, and the hotel room is so "overblown." (And we're guessing he doesn't mean that in a cool, cocaine kind of way.)

Expect to read more about Charlie's infamous night at the Plaza, as soon as Capri gets herself on Oprah or the Today Show. (Who knows? Maybe she'll even go the way of Loredana Jolie and hold out for a book deal.)

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