I remember the first time a guy asked if he could bang my boobs — we were young and I thought it was a joke.

Since then, boob sex has been a rare delicacy for me, mostly because who the f*ck is into f*cking boobs? Not to sound judgmental, but me, especially NOT ME when it comes to liking this act.

Since the first time it happened in high school, I'm pretty sure I've only come across one other guy who's into it (bet you can guess which is him, below) and frankly, I'm not 100 percent sure it's not actually the same guy. 

For me, this is not a form of foreplay (it has the opposite effect, actually) but a way of allowing a guy to satisfy himself when I know I'm not putting out the box and I'm just not into him enough to give him oral. It's the last resort of sexual activity — the thing you point to once you've totally run out of options.

And, when I do do it — well, let's just say I've since declared never to do it again because it either feels super pornish or a little rapey, and neither of those awkward feeling appeals to me or my libido. It's just one of those things that I lie there waiting for it to be over, and that's never a fun feeling.

Now that's my experience, but frankly, I've never talked to one woman who has copped to enjoying their guy friend having sex with their boobs. Granted, I have a short list of friends and a narrow demographic at that, so, there's your disclaimer. 

So, I talked to a few guys I know and a few guys I didn't, ya know, to see what the appeal was here.
 

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I'm completely convinced that boob sex is something mostly for men, even though I'm sure some woman somewhere digs it, but she's probably the exception to the rule. 

Here's what 7 guys said they honestly think about boob sex — and the answers might surprise you!
 

1. “I’ve never done it. But some people have weird fetishes.” —Dwight

2. “I don’t get it either… I was never fond of it. It’s pointless” — Sam

3. “For me, if your breasts are big and beautiful with nipple piercings, then it’s a must that I f*ck them. It looks and feels good AF. Titty f*cking is mostly mentally stimulating, but physically it feels good when you get a good rhythm (or when combined with a blowjob) and it feels good on that sensitive spot under the tip when I rub my dick on your nipples.” —Tristan

4. “It’s cool when done right. Meaning they’re soft… mixed with the right lubrication. Those factors equal a nice sensation.” — Troy

5.  "What the hell is breast intimacy?" —Martin